Don’t Read This Article – I Dare You!

See? It worked! The title said ‘Don’t Read This Article – I Dare You!’, and here you are reading it anyway. Victory for me and my amazing psychic abilities?

Hardly.

Actually, this Maiden Voyage article of The Don’t Chronicles has but one goal: to teach you the power of negative thinking! No, I don’t mean that you should give up on your positive attitude. I mean that people don’t like to be told “DON’T!”

Think about it. Why did you read this article? Defiance? Curiosity? Don’t like being told what to do – or NOT do?

These are the same emotions that people will experience when you tell them “Don’t buy my product”, “Don’t use my services”, “Don’t visit my website”.

They will say things like “I don’t care WHO that person thinks they are! I’ll buy the product, use the service, or visit the website if I want to; I don’t care what they say!”

They will think “I wonder what is so special about that product, service, or website that this person is willing to risk losing his or her audience by telling them not to participate?”

You don’t have to have the “Next Big Thing”, or have some “Incredible New” product in order to get someone interested. Instead, just get them interested!

Tell them that they don’t want to look into your services or products. They don’t need to read your information-packed website. They don’t want to spend time learning about how your product or service could help them.

Do you know what their first question is going to be when you tell them these things? “Why Not??”

Now you’ve picqued their interest! Now they want to learn more. They want to learn about this top-secret product they weren’t supposed to know about. They want to see this website that you told them not to bother visiting. They want to find out why your services are so in-demand that you can afford to tell people NOT to use them!

Human beings are people, and people are curious, and people don’t like being told what to do. This isn’t Sales and Marketing 101. This is Human Nature. If you want to sell your products and services to humans, you need to learn how humans think.

Or Don’t. I don’t really care anyway. I’ve obviously piqued YOUR interest, or you wouldn’t have read this far!

DON’T check out the rest of The Don’t Chronicles! After all, no one could possibly have a point of view or a unique way of dealing with life that you haven’t already thought of, right?

$100 Per Day With Adsense – Possible ?

These are proven techniques for making Google AdSense, which will work on most blogs and websites. There is no secret system, you just have to think smart and put the time and effort into making things happen. Don’t start out on the Google AdSense path and think you are instantly going to be making 1000′s of dollars a week. It isn’t going to happen.
The most important step to making money from Google AdSense is to increase the volume of traffic to your blog or website. Simple ways of doing this is by distributing your articles to ezine lists, article announcement lists, blog carnivals, social bookmarks sites and yahoo groups. For this to work you need to write at least one new article a day, which needs to be of a good quality and interesting.

Create the ad units so that they blend in with your blog. You will need to go into your Google AdSense control panel and enter the hex colour codes from your website or blog. Make sure the text colour; background colour, and link colours all match your blog.

Don’t use borders around the ad unit boxes. Again, you want the boxes to blend, you will have to colour code the borders to match the background so that they become invisible.

Find profitable niche markets, it is important not to choose markets where the cost per click is too low to make it worth your while. I suggest that you do some keyword research and find out roughly what the cost per click is in Ad Words. Usually this will be a good indication as to whether this will be successful.

Keywords are of great importance, you have to make sure that your content is not overstuffed with particular keywords to the point of destroying readability and value. What you need to do is master the art of making sure your articles make liberal use of on-topic keywords, which are likely to generate the most relevant ads. Experts maintain that using keywords with your titles and H1 tags is any excellent way to assist in getting the most relevant possible adds

GOOGLE US SEARCH SHARE REACHES 63.2% IN MAY 2009

Google leads a US poke bottom of 9.4 billion with 63.2% share in May 2009. According to Nielsen,Google reported a poignant 28.2% YOY expansion in series of searches in May 2009. While US core poke bottom reached to 14.3 billion, Google is incredibly forward of all a poke engines in US with 5.9 billion searches in May 2009.

The US poke question bottom is consistently augmenting during a substantial rate. Googleis heading a US poke question bottom with a conspicuous series of poke queries. While Microsoft repositioned a poke engine as ‘Bing’ out from Jun 3, 2009, poke marketplace removing some-more competitive.

Google constitutes 65% of 14.3 Billion US core searches
According to comScore, a US core poke bottom has augmenting significantly to 14.3 billion in May 2009. Around 9.3 billion searches were conducted by Google poke engine, enhancing a US poke share to a poignant65%. Google poke share, in May 2008 was 61.8% with around 6.6 billion core poke base.

Google reports 28.2% YOY enlarge in series of searches
Google poke question bottom has augmenting by a poignant 28.2%, over a prior year. According to Nielsen, a series of poke queries upon Google has reached to a conspicuous 5.96 billion in May 2009 from 4.65 billion in May 2008. Yahoo! poke saw a 22.3% YOY expansion over a same period.

Google US poke share reaches 63.2% in May 2009
Nielsen reports that a sum series of searches conducted by Google poke engine has reached to 5.9 billion in May 2009. This is 63.2% of 9.4 billion sum US searches conducted in that month. Google poke share in May 2008 was 59.3%, with a poke bottom of 4.6 billion. Yahoo! Search is in second place with 17.2% poke share as well as a poke bottom of 1.6 billion.

Total US poke queries inform 20.3% YOY increase
The sum series of US poke queries has augmenting to 9.4 billion in May 2009 from 7.8 billion in a same month of 2008. This is a poignant 20.3% YOY growth. ComScore additionally reports a conspicuous expansion in US core poke queries from 10.8 billion in prior year to a conspicuous 14.3 billion by May 2009. This shows a outrageous intensity of search, that is still augmenting during substantial rate.

Video Pramugari Bugil

Pramugari Bugil

Wah heboh bener deh video pramugari bugilnya sensasional

Mungkin berita pramugari bugil sudah banyak beredar dalam beberapa hari ini, namun diantara kita ada yang belum sempat tahu tayangan videonya,  peragaan tanpa busana ini sengaja dilakukan untuk menarik penumpang agar ketika mereka mendemokan cara penyelamatan dilihat, karena selama ini banyak penumpang menganggap itu sebagai rutinitas yang tidak menarik. Namun jangan terlalu jauh jauh dulu mikirnya, bugilnya tidak seperti yang Anda bayangkan semulus visualisasi di bangbross atau playboy namun tanpa busana kain melainkan dilumuri cat khusus. penasaran ini videonya silahkan simak syur atau tidak tergantung persepsi kita deh.

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Selesai Nonton Film Porno Pejabat Tega Perkosa Siswi SMP

Siswi SMP diperkosaMemang jaman sudah edan, begitu sering kita dengar istilah itu. Nama baik Pemerintah Kabupaten Barito Timur benar-benar tercoreng. Ini lantaran LP –seorang oknum pejabat Kepala Bidang (Kabid) Peternakan di Dinas Pertanian, Perikanan dan Peternakan Barito Timur dilaporkan memerkosa pelajar Sekolah Menengah Pertama (SMP).

Lantaran perbuatan amoral yang dilakukan terhadap gadis di bawah umur tersebut, oknum kabid bakal menerima ganjarannya. Ini setelah pihak keluarga tidak terima perbuatan pelaku. Apalagi perbuatan keji itu dilakukan sebanyak dua kali. Orang tua korban pun melaporkan kejadian itu ke Mapolres Bartim.

Kapolres Bartim AKBP Winarto didampingi Wakapolres Kompol Heska Wahyu W. SIK melalui Kasat Reskrim AKP Idham Mahdi SIK, saat dikonfirmasi, Senin (20/4), membenarkan kejadian tersebut. “Kini pelaku sudah kita tahan guna proses lebih lanjut,” tegasnya.

Informasi di kepolisian menyebutkan, kejadian pertama kali terjadi pada awal Maret 2009 lalu. Saat pelaku sedang asyik nonton film porno seorang diri di rumahnya, karena istrinya sedang dalam perjalanan dinas ke luar kota, korban datang ke rumah pelaku.

Entah bagaimana persisnya, yang pasti saat film yang dilihat kian bertambah seru, korban yang masih duduk di bangku SMP dan sudah tidak bersekolah lagi langsung digagahi. Sebelumnya pelaku menarik tangan Bunga dan membawanya ke kamar secara paksa. Kemudian LP memaksa untuk melayani nafsu bejatnya hingga keperawanan Bunga pun terenggut.

Sedangkan kejadian kedua kalinya, pada Bulan April 2009, LP kembali meniduri korban dari Desa Wuran itu secara berkali-kali. Entah bagaimana,  kejadian itu akhirnya diketahui orang tua korban. Karena tidak terima atas perbuatan itu, lalu melaporkan ke kantor Polisi. Atas perbuatannya, LP dibidik undang-undang perlindungan anak.

Sementara Kepala Dinas Pertanian, Perikanan dan Peternakan Bartim saat ditemui, tidak berada di tempat. Namun, salah seorang stafnya membenarkan kalau LP adalah seorang Kabid Peternakan di Dinas Pertanian, Perikanan dan Peternakan Barito Timur. “Benar LP seorang Kabid Peternakan di kantor ini,” katanya singkat. JPNN

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